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Everyone Else Submissions - Round 2
by lovely surprise (girlie_girl_23)
at June 12th, 2008 (12:10 pm)

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And now, here are the other various character, pairings, and grouping prompts.

Andy/Angela - No. Cookie. (Ever.)
Andy/Angela - Angie
Andy/Angela - duet
Andy/Angela – Dwight
Andy/Angela- fun for no one
Andy/Angela - The A Team
Andy/Angela - sorry
Andy/Angela - answering machine messages

Andy/anyone of your choosing - "I've been carrying that ring around in my wallet for six years."

Andy/Jan - lounge singing
Andy/Jan – "Thought about it. I'm in."

Andy/Meredith - after Andy learns about Dwangela Round 2

Andy/Michael - delusions of grandeur

Andy/Pam - I bet you're sick of Tuna

Andy/Ryan - Pierce Brosnan
Andy/Ryan - sucking up

Angela/anyone of your choosing- ecumenical

Angela/Creed - "You disgust me."
Angela/Creed – pumpkin
Angela/Creed – “You’re out?”

Angela/Jan - aspirations
Angela/Jan - different worlds
Angela/Jan - "Judging from her attire, Jan aspires to be a whore."

Angela/Jim - fun for no one
Angela/Jim - Dwight
Angela/Jim - second best
Angela/Jim - repercussions
Angela/Jim - Halloween
Angela/Jim - Monkey
Angela/Jim - Roy

Angela/Kelly - "You are so totally my BFF."

Angela/Meredith - "Are you drunk?"
Angela/Meredith - designated driver

Angela/Pam - cat party
Angela/Pam - "I bet you wish you were like this more often."
Angela/Pam - "You know about this kind of thing. You are the office mattress."
Angela/Pam - Sprinkles
Angela/Pam – cupcakes
Angela/Pam – sabotage

Angela/Phyllis - Party Planning
Angela/Phyllis - outfit
Angela & Phyllis - cats are old souls
Angela/Phyllis - what she saw
Angela/Phyllis – spoons vs. forks

Angela/Toby - sexual harassment
Angela/Toby - sorry for slapping you

Carol/Holly – Michael
Carol/Holly – he has a thing against blondes

Carol/Katy – former cheerleaders
Carol/Katy – sorority sisters

Creed/Pam - I'd like a seat facing the receptionist
Creed/Pam - I don't get the whole May/December thing

David Wallace/Jim - Christmas party
David Wallace/Jim - luxury suite tickets for a Knicks/Sixers game

David Wallace/Kendall the HR guy - I hate so much about the things you choose to be

David Wallace/Ryan - fiscal year end
David Wallace/Ryan - MBA
David Wallace/Ryan - executive compensation
David Wallace/Ryan - I want it on my desk before you leave tonight
David Wallace/Ryan - breakfast meeting

Dwight/Andy - I really appreciate you letting me work alongside you so closely today.
Dwight/Andy - am I trying to get under his skin? Yes.
Dwight/Andy - enemies

Dwight/Jim - first sales call
Dwight/Jim - heartache
Dwight/Jim – lunchbox
Dwight/Jim - alliances
Dwight/Jim - retaliation

Dwight/Pam - lonely
Dwight/Pam - flowers
Dwight/Pam - rabbit
Dwight/Pam - advice
Dwight/Pam - the ring
Dwight/Pam - huggy hugs
Dwight/Pam - What's the fastest way to your place?
Dwight/Pam - Secret Personal Assistant
Dwight/Pam - ice skating
Dwight/Pam – gentleman
Dwight/Pam – “Who did this to you?”
Dwight/Pam - handkerchief

Dwight/Ryan - lullabies
Dwight/Ryan – eggs
Dwight/Ryan – “Not everything’s a lesson, Ryan”

Dwight/Troy – regular sized house
Dwight/Troy – magic powers

Holly/Andy - it could be worse
Holly/Andy – I played my Banjo at The Bog last night

Holly/Karen - hello

Holly/Kelly - "We should be best friends."

Holly/Toby - Toby's last day
Holly/Toby – training
Holly/Toby – this wasn't in the manual

Hunter/Jan - need
Hunter/Jan - concert
Hunter/Jan - you're not him
Hunter/Jan – rehearsal
Hunter/Jan - "you took me by the hand / and made me a man"
Hunter/Jan - "Exclusive Sperm Bank"
Hunter/Jan - "Make it count."
Hunter/Jan - that one night

Hunter/Karen - second-acting
Hunter/Karen – fountain

Hunter/Katy - illegal downloads

Hunter/Kelly - super hot
Hunter/Kelly – complicated
Hunter/Kelly - unemployment line
Hunter/Kelly - I'm not gonna write you a love song

Hunter/Pam – my boyfriend stole your CD for me

Hunter/Ryan - I don't listen to oldies
Hunter/Ryan - climb the ladder
Hunter/Ryan - New York City

Jan/David Wallace – Radisson room 223

Jan/Gould - I gave you everything, but you said goodbye

Jan/Katy – lies we tell ourselves

Jan/Kelly - how can someone so beautiful be so sad

Jan/Pam - shopping
Jan/Pam - Michael
Jan/Pam – bouquet
Jan/Pam - promotion
Jan/Pam – dreams
Jan/Pam - once
Jan/Pam - time
Jan/Pam - Shut up Michael

Jim/Andy - Madden
Jim/Andy - beer me

Jim/Jan - shots
Jim/Jan - games
Jim/Jan - feather
Jim/Jan - smoke and mirrors
Jim/Jan - sex and candy
Jim/Jan - weakness
Jim/Jan - loose
Jim/Jan - lipstick stains
Jim/Jan - lonely too long
Jim/Jan – candles

Jim/Karen - high five
Jim/Karen - slayer
Jim/Karen - don't marry her, fuck me
Jim/Karen - fountain
Jim/Karen - talks
Jim/Karen – blossom
Jim/Karen - bets
Jim/Karen - I guess I should've been more like her
Jim/Karen - they didn't have you where I come from
Jim/Karen - tourism
Jim/Karen - freckles
Jim/Karen – stay
Jim/Karen - talk without the words
Jim/Karen - permanent marker

Jim/Katy - Legally Blonde

Jim/Mark - reunion
Jim/Mark - new apartment
Jim/Mark - job hunting

Jim/Ryan - what he's not
Jim/Ryan - withdrawn from consideration
Jim/Ryan - I warned you
Jim/Ryan - I liked you better as the temp
Jim/Ryan - big haircut
Jim/Ryan - green
Jim/Ryan - Saturday night special
Jim/Ryan - arbitrage
Jim/Ryan - office politics
Jim/Ryan - win-win-win
Jim/Ryan - and so it goes
Jim/Ryan - emails
Jim/Ryan - voicemail
Jim/Ryan - competition
Jim/Ryan - mine for the taking

Karen/Andy - flight
Karen/Andy - Andy you're a star
Karen/Andy - alumni
Karen/Andy - sometimes you just want something familiar
Karen/Andy - this is the sound of settling
Karen/Andy - secrets

Karen/anyone of your choosing - dressed to kill in the dress he bought her
Karen/anyone of your choosing – stain
Karen/anyone of your choosing - she can't love you like me

Karen/Jan - hardcore self-destruction
Karen/Jan - positions of power
Karen/Jan – backwards in high heels
Karen/Jan – ambition

Karen/Rolando - hold please

Karen/Roy - run into each other at Lowes
Karen/Roy - "Don't tell anyone."
Karen/Roy - circles
Karen/Roy – irony

Karen/Ryan - drinks
Karen/Ryan - air conditioning

Karen/Stanley - come on board

Karen/Toby - beaches of Costa Rica
Karen/Toby - Costa Rica
Karen/Toby - "I'm not bitter"

Katy/Elizabeth – working your way through school

Katy/Karen - reruns
Katy/Karen – welcome to the club

Katy/Kelly – purses are so cool
Katy/Kelly – makeup case

Katy/Pam – lipgloss
Katy/Pam - all smiles

Katy/Roy - high-school reunion

Kelly/Andy - squeal
Kelly/Andy - guilty pleasure
Kelly/Andy - sweet tooth
Kelly/Andy - candy shop
Kelly/Andy - the first five times
Kelly/Andy - surprise!
Kelly/Andy - women are from venus, men are from mars
Kelly/Andy - duet
Kelly/Andy - valley girls
Kelly/Andy - two a-holes (from SNL)
Kelly/Andy - bubblegum
Kelly/Andy - I'm not him
Kelly/Andy - flail
Kelly/Andy - something new
Kelly/Andy - 5 times Andy unintentionally made Kelly fall a little bit in love with him
Kelly/Andy - NSYNC vs The Backstreet Boys
Kelly/Andy - their last goodbye
Kelly/Andy - wedding bells
Kelly/Andy - annex
Kelly/Andy - karaoke
Kelly/Andy - New York City
Kelly/Andy – Darryl
Kelly/Andy - comfort
Kelly/Andy - heaven
Kelly/Andy - Usher
Kelly/Andy - in love for realsies
Kelly/Andy - plan B
Kelly/Andy - lunch
Kelly/Andy - the mall
Kelly/Andy - Rock of Love
Kelly/Andy - Christmas caroling
Kelly/Andy - circus peanuts
Kelly/Andy - ball and chain
Kelly/Andy - ringtones
Kelly/Andy - Avril Lavigne
Kelly/Andy - engagement ring

Kelly/Darryl - date
Kelly/Darryl - playing house
Kelly/Darryl - Everybody, I’m dating Barack Obama!
Kelly/Darryl - daughters
Kelly/Darryl – date
Kelly/Darryl - black guys, mostly
Kelly/Darryl – uncrazy

Kelly/Jim - gossip

Kelly/anyone you want - celebrity

Kevin/Angela - Kool-aid Time
Kevin/Angela - covers
Kevin/Angela - double fudge brownies
Kevin/Angela - I'm not mean, I'm just demanding

Kevin/Holly - This is a button
Kevin/Holly - shapes and colors
Kevin/Holly - "It feels nice to win one"
Kevin/Holly - realization

Kevin/Jan - MILF

Kevin/Stacy - left holding a losing hand
Kevin/Stacy - with the band

Martin/Katy - house with a terrace
Martin/Katy - redheads

Meredith/Creed - vice
Meredith/Creed - sing
Meredith/Creed - chariots
Meredith/Creed – rehab
Meredith/Creed - Mary-Beth
Meredith/Creed - 12 steps
Meredith/Creed - Grass Roots
Meredith/Creed - Really?
Meredith/Creed - moonshine
Meredith/Creed - "Hey Mary Beth!"

Meredith/David Wallace - status
Meredith/David Wallace - punch drunk love

Meredith/Holly - "I want to cut her face"
Meredith/Holly - manicures
Meredith/Holly - first impressions

Meredith/Pam – football
Meredith/Pam - ice

Meredith/Packer - do you still drink whiskey?
Meredith/Packer - one good shot of you

Meredith/Toby - A parent thing

Michael/Angela - eyes
Michael/Angela - bible school
Michael/Angela - chapped lips
Michael/Angela – Sprinkles
Michael/Angela – designated driver

Michael/anyone of your choosing - say what you will about Michael Scott, but he would never do that
Michael/anyone of your choosing - better as a memory

Michael/Darryl- "Fo shizzle."

Michael/Dwight - my first day, when you hazed me by spraying me with the fire extinguisher!
Michael/Dwight - it's better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, than by a stranger on purpose.
Michael/Dwight - you are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real.
Michael/Dwight - it was an honor to have worked with you.
Michael/Dwight - when you took me to the hospital, and told me you cared about me.
Michael/Dwight - loyalty
Michael/Dwight - 6 weeks on the beet farm
Michael/Dwight – damping
Michael/Dwight - there are some things Mose shouldn't know

Michael/Elizabeth – secret secrets
Michael/Elizabeth – fabric softener
Michael/Elizabeth – Tide

Michael/Holly - bakery
Michael/Holly - Bob Hope
Michael/Holly - "Acting!"
Michael/Holly - corporate crap-fest
Michael/Holly - Kevin
Michael/Holly - mixtape
Michael/Holly - between the lines
Michael/Holly - touch
Michael/Holly – deserts
Michael/Holly - best behavior

Michael/Karen - annoy
Michael/Karen - why
Michael/Karen - I'm not looking for absolution
Michael/Karen - china doll
Michael/Karen - I don't need fixing
Michael/Karen - repent yourself away
Michael/Karen - crash and burn
Michael/Karen - exposed
Michael/Karen - we wouldn't have to justify
Michael/Karen - he had it coming
Michael/Karen - it's a good thing I don't need you to stay
Michael/Karen - Secret Santa
Michael/Karen - lines in the sand

Michael/Katy – hot, juicy redhead

Michael/Kelly - spicy Food
Michael/Kelly - Shiva
Michael/Kelly - Buddha?
Michael/Kelly - last car left in the parking lot
Michael/Kelly – walk of shame

Michael/Kevin - "You never call back"

Michael/Meredith - the first time she flashed him
Michael/Meredith - pictures
Michael/Meredith - lollipop
Michael/Meredith - pour me

Michael/Oscar - gay bar
Michael/Oscar - totally gay for you
Michael/Oscar - you make me want to staple my hand to my desk
Michael/Oscar - we will never speak of this again
Michael/Oscar - secular humanism
Michael/Oscar - gay friendly neighborhood

Michael/Pam - there
Michael/Pam - paint
Michael/Pam - tissue
Michael/Pam - vending machine
Michael/Pam - comfort you
Michael/Pam - handkerchief
Michael/Pam - beauty turns to pain
Michael/Pam - Post-It
Michael/Pam - emergency contact
Michael/Pam - if I try to save him, my world could cave in
Michael/Pam - if you call my name I will come
Michael/Pam - pencils
Michael/Pam - "How do you come back from that?"
Michael/Pam - this is not pity
Michael/Pam - left behind
Michael/Pam - dinner theater
Michael/Pam - rainy day
Michael/Pam – we live with the scars we choose
Michael/Pam - ink stains

Michael/Pam's Mom - MILF
Michael/Pam's Mom - I found your number on the card

Michael/Phyllis - we went to the same high school

Michael/Ryan - "Remember when we slept together in New York, Ryan?"
Michael/Ryan - prison visits
Michael/Ryan - happy ending... sort of
Michael/Ryan - I need a girlfriend so bad
Michael/Ryan - Do you remember what color my eyes are?
Michael/Ryan - Prison Mike

Michael/Toby - the line between love and hate isn't so thin

Mose/Angela - seeing things he shouldn't
Mose/Angela - nighttime at Dwight's house

Mose & Dwight - beets
Mose & Dwight - table making
Mose/Dwight - beet wine

Mose/Pam - comfort
Mose/Pam - sweet
Mose/Pam - secrets
Mose/Pam - late night
Mose/Pam - outhouse
Mose/Pam - beet wine

Oscar/Angela - repentance
Oscar/Angela - movie theater
Oscar/Angela - Cats (the musical)
Oscar/Angela - arthouse film
Oscar/Angela - Angela thinks I can crossover.
Oscar/Angela - thank you Oscar
Oscar/Angela - cross over

Oscar/Jim - the copier
Oscar/Jim - Cosby sweaters
Oscar/Jim - cardigans for men
Oscar/Jim - Finer Things Club
Oscar/Jim - infidelity

Oscar & Kevin - dead baby jokes
Oscar & Kevin - "Dude, you seriously need to get laid."
Oscar/Kevin - avoiding Angela
Oscar/Kevin - battle of the bands

Oscar/Rolando - walk a mile in Oscar's shoes

Oscar/Toby - theatre class
Oscar/Toby - this is wildly inappropriate

Pam/Carol - Slutty cheerleader

Pam/Lonnie - Get naked, you Beesly!
Pam/Lonnie - My hair is not synthetic!

Pam/Karen - long black gloves
Pam/Karen - cities
Pam/Karen - soda machine
Pam/Karen - coffee
Pam/Karen - prank
Pam/Karen - the committee to plan parties has been reunited
Pam/Karen - cell phone
Pam/Karen - New York
Pam/Karen - "This is your first movie Monday, isn't it?"
Pam/Karen - glasses
Pam/Karen - To do list

Pam/Kelly - competition
Pam/Kelly - Totally beautiful

Pam/Oscar - Finer Things Club

Pam/Rolando - your voice on the line
Pam/Roland - "Dunder Mifflin this is..."

Pam/Roy - You can't give me what I need

Pam/Ryan - living large
Pam/Ryan - a step sideways
Pam/Ryan - the opposite of Kelly
Pam/Ryan - I'm your boss now
Pam/Ryan - AU - Ryan started working at Dunder-Mifflin before/instead of Jim
Pam/Ryan - he secretly prefers tea
Pam/Ryan - how to get ahead in business
Pam/Ryan - at the movies
Pam/Ryan - waiting
Pam/Ryan - downsizing
Pam/Ryan - the beard
Pam/Ryan – Puddles

Pam/Toby - babysitting
Pam/Toby - roof
Pam/Toby - heaven
Pam/Toby - I miss the you I never knew
Pam/Toby - a moment of happiness

Phyllis/anyone of your choosing - one night stand

Phyllis/Bob Vance - escalade
Phyllis/Bob Vance - Best party ever

Phyllis/Karen - makeovers

Phyllis/Pam - "She's real good"

Phyllis/Stanley - sexual tension
Phyllis/Stanley - ping-pong balls
Phyllis/Stanley - pretzel day
Phyllis/Stanley - "Stanley, are you dancing?"
Phyllis/Stanley - cluttered desks

Roy/Angela – consolation
Roy/Angela - a man of the earth

Roy/Oscar - weakness for dumb, hot guys
Roy/Oscar - we're not nice guys

Ryan/Kelly - IDK MY BFF JILL
Ryan/Kelly - basically anything that is awesome
Ryan/Kelly - Victoria's Secret
Ryan/Kelly - shopping spree
Ryan/Kelly - going back on my promise
Ryan/Kelly - makeup
Ryan/Kelly - martini
Ryan/Kelly - hate him, hate him, wouldn't want to date him
Ryan/Kelly - what if she was normal
Ryan/Kelly - the way we were
Ryan/Kelly - beer pong
Ryan/Kelly - Ryan's facial hair
Ryan/Kelly - supposed to be the new Eric/Jessica
Ryan/Kelly - Dumpster Love
Ryan/Kelly - If there was a God, Ryan and I would be married by now
Ryan/Kelly - Fall apart without you
Ryan/Kelly - Prison visits
Ryan/Kelly - How DARE you?
Ryan/Kelly - The Sound of Settling
Ryan/Kelly - Murderer
Ryan/Kelly - Matching scarves
Ryan/Kelly – Irreplaceable
Ryan/Kelly - "Hi, Ryan"
Ryan/Kelly - Party tricks

Ryan/Jan - payback

Toby/Kelly - picture
Toby/Kelly - weird
Toby/Kelly – Goodbyes
Toby/Kelly - Hot Dog Vendor
Toby/Kelly - Will you write me?
Toby/Kelly - Funeral
Toby/Kelly - The accidental babysitter
Toby/Kelly - Opposites
Toby/Kelly - Stupid Michael
Toby/Kelly - Kleenex

Toby/Ryan - sad state of affairs

Dwight/Angela/Andy - "Bye Andy"
Dwight/Angela/Andy - the end.

Holly/Michael/Jan - Carol redux

Jan/Pam/Angela - Shut up Michael

Jan/Pam/Angela/Phyllis - Shut up Michael

Jan/Pam/Angela/Phyllis/Meredith - Shut up Michael

Oscar/Pam/Toby - target

Any or all – everybody's dreaming big but everybody's just getting by

Andy - Cornell. Ever heard of it?
Andy - I lived with a dominatrix for three years in Stamford. Mistress Lila. Taught me more than any college professor I ever had, while attending Cornell, which is where I went to school.
Andy - unwanted nicknames
Andy - Fudgie the Whale
Andy - Your mom goes to college.
Andy - This is crazy pants!
Andy - Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle
Andy - Andy's parents
Andy - Graduation day
Andy - The sailor's club
Andy - Why he bought the ring 6 years ago
Andy - "Well, guess what. I‘m not falling in a chocolate river."
Andy - barbeque
Andy – “Let’s just say me and Jennifer Grey probably would’ve broken a few laws”.

Angela - cats
Angela - 16 years
Angela - "Sprinkles recently had kittens"
Angela - little moments
Angela - professional
Angela – etiquette
Angela - I don't back down
Angela - It shouldn't be so hard
Angela - Unsavoury
Angela - Bribery
Angela - Diplomatic
Angela - Soup
Angela - Because I said so
Angela - Smile like you mean it

Beardy - this can't be my life
Beardy - you should fight crime!
Beardy - I don't wanna grow, won't you let me explode
Beardy - I left my family for the secretary

Creed - just like your father
Creed - midnight confession
Creed - back in the 60s
Creed – illegitimate
Creed - Local pervs
Creed - DMI chat

David Wallace - golden handcuffs
David Wallace - Fortune 500

Dwight - I don't celebrate any major holidays
Dwight - welcome to hell
Dwight - identity theft
Dwight - my diary
Dwight - rust
Dwight – retirement
Dwight - handcuffs
Dwight - The X-Files
Dwight - The Stalk Inn
Dwight - Emergency Disaster Mode
Dwight - Second Second Life
Dwight - Lets do this thing

Holly - talking heads
Holly - acting

Hunter - one-hit wonder

Jan - Jan Levison-Gould no more
Jan - 5 times Jan made a decision she later regretted (yes, only five)
Jan - "Donor 1284 likes square dancing. No one likes square dancing."
Jan - Scottsdale
Jan - Shower

Jim – costumes
Jim - "And then an older gentleman asks you 'boxers or briefs?'"

Karen - all the places I'd rather be
Karen - "I'm not bitter... okay, maybe a little"
Karen - I don't need to be forgiven

Katy - other jobs she's tried

Kelly - U-G-L-Y You ain't got no alibi
Kelly - idols
Kelly - dream big
Kelly – culture
Kelly - I'm like rubber and you're like glue
Kelly - pink
Kelly - borrow her sister's clothes
Kelly - don’t believe in fairytales
Kelly - babies
Kelly - One True Love
Kelly - Dear Cosmo
Kelly - saddest funeral ever
Kelly - I Kissed a Girl
Kelly - Cherry chapstick

Kevin - sending out an SOS
Kevin - guitar hero

Michael - growing up
Michael - little kid lover
Michael - dating
Michael – IHOP
Michael - P.S. I Love You
Michael - tofu

Mose - monsters under the bed
Mose - idiot savant
Mose - lots of spare time
Mose - me and my motorbike

Oscar - stage
Oscar - gay people eat babies and make AIDS in laboratories

Phyllis – burlesque
Phyllis - post-it notes

Ryan - somewhere between Scranton and New York
Ryan - 5 things he misses about Scranton
Ryan - "You, my friend, would be da belle of da ball."
Ryan – secretary
Ryan - Power Trip
Ryan - Any girl he wants?
Ryan - Regrets
Ryan - Mess
Ryan - Wasted and Ready
Ryan - whistle blower
Ryan - perp walk
Ryan - SEC
Ryan - double entry
Ryan - bulge bracket
Ryan - channel stuffing
Ryan - short squeeze
Ryan - shrinkage
Ryan - pump and dump
Ryan - ramp up
Ryan - riding the yield curve
Ryan - organic growth

Toby - Costa Rica


Posted by: a. (regalish)
Posted at: September 3rd, 2008 06:19 pm (UTC)
Top Secret, Dwight/Pam, What's the fastest way to your place?, G
angela; can't say addict

"Pam. Are you busy?"

"Yes." Pam speedily clicked away from the Free Cell game she'd been in the middle of, bringing up the Dunder Mifflin website instead.

"Okay well, I need you to drop everything immediately."

"Why, Dwight?"

Lowly, conspiratorially, he told her, "Michael has put me on a very important, top-secret project. A project that you are a very integral part of."

Pam threw a furtive glance up toward the camera, then toward Jim, who was immersed in a tickle-fight of sorts with Karen. Sighing, she said, "I'm not going to your beet farm with you, Dwight. Ryan told me about the initiation."

Dwight made a face as if she were insane. "Why would I initiate you as a salesman, Pam? You're just a receptionist."

She sighed again, letting her annoyance be known. "What do you want, Dwight?" She hadn't exactly been in the best mood lately, seeing Jim and Karen fawn all over each other. In fact, she'd been downright depressed about it.

"What's the fastest way to get to your place?"

That caught her off-guard. "What?"

"Michael wants me to find out the quickest way to get to your place." He held a small notepad and pencil at the ready, waiting for her. When he got no response, he added, "Standard procedure," as if that were explanation enough.

"For... what, exactly?"

"In case any danger may befall you at home, Michael wanted to make sure we had a documented, fast route to your house."

It sounded Michael enough, but she was still skeptical. Carefully, she gave him the directions, glimpsing at the camera occasionally as she did so. Dwight nodded along with her directions and scribbled furiously, the nodding speeding up as they neared the end.

"Yeah, okay, great, shut up, thanks Pam," he spouted off before she stopped talking, and he walked away.

Pam threw her hands up and let them fall to the reception desk, looking at the camera with wide, confused eyes as she shook her head. Within mere seconds, the cameramen were filming Jim and Karen once more and Pam was left to her thoughts.

Later that night, after finishing off a frozen dinner for one, Pam sat down with one of her sketch books to work out her latest frustration with Jim and Karen by doing some angry-looking landscapes. Before she could get started, a knock on the door drew her attention.

Upon opening the door, she saw no one. She furrowed her brow and leaned out the door, panning her gaze to the far left and far right of her front steps. Still no one. That was when she looked down.

On her doorstep was a tiny teddy bear with a red bow-tie, holding a fistful of poorly-picked daisies -- roots and dirt were still attached to them. Pam made a face and picked up the bear, turning it over to find a note attached.

It simply said:


Please cheer up.

From Dwight.

A slight chuckle burst from her lips without conscious thought, and Pam suddenly found herself smiling -- grinning, even.

And when she looked up again, it was to see nothing more than the tail lights of a Trans Am making their way down her street.

Edited at 2008-09-04 04:15 am (UTC)

Posted by: She was mean and she had seashells in her hair! (dollsome)
Posted at: September 4th, 2008 07:18 am (UTC)
Re: Top Secret, Dwight/Pam, What's the fastest way to your place?, G
{o} kf; edge of reason


Posted by: 30_rock_office (30_rock_office)
Posted at: January 24th, 2009 01:03 am (UTC)
Re: Top Secret, Dwight/Pam, What's the fastest way to your place?, G

I absolutely LOVE noncannon couples! Great work! ;]

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